A Nigerian Man abroad calls his mother in nigeria. Boy: Mama I get AIDS o
Mama: don't come home again o......
Boy: mama why?
Mama: you know say if you come you will give your wife,who go give your junior brother, your junior brother go give our house girl,the house girl go carry am give your papa, your papa go give me, I go give the driver & the driver go give your sister, your sister go give the whole village. So my dear no come home, just die there alone ni o. Lol.