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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Joke of the Day by Mr Ibu

STUPIDITY is when you don't have a
bicycle and you give your last penny
to your pastor to buy a jet.
MUMU is when you can't pay your
children's school fees and yet have
money to contribute to your church
to build expensive schools which
your children will never attend..
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take
your very sick child to the hospital
because your pastor said you should
not do so, yet that same pastor
secretly runs to USA for medical
attention any time he has a
headache.
KOLO is when you see a poor beggar
on the road and you refuse to give
him 50 naira out of the 5000 naira in
your pocket because it is your tithe
money....
YOU are a zombie when you
trek,dance and gallivant for 30
kilometers under the hot
sunsweating and smelling like poo
during your revival program, while
your pastor is inside a full
option, factory fitted air-conditioned
state of the art SUV with his
delectable wife slow driving along the
road.
IGNORANCE is when you believe it
when your
pastor tells you not to live a worldly
life, yet he enjoys all the best things
in the world;the fine houses, cars,
jets, babes etc, while you are waiting
till you get to heaven to enjoy your
own....
Stop worshiping your pastors!!! Stay
focused on Jesus The author and
finisher of your Faith.And learn to
study the word. - John Okafor
(Nollywood).

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