Joke of the day: The Stingy Foreigner

A family in Nigeria was
puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their
sister. The tiny corpse
was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their
mother's face was
practically
touching the glass
cover. When
they opened the coffin,
... they found a letter
from
their sister pinned to
their
mother's chest,
which reads:
Dearest brothers and
sisters, I am sending
you our
mother's
remains for burial in
Lagos.
Sorry I couldn't come
along as
the
expenses were so high.
You will find inside the
coffin,
under Mama's body,
12 cans of Libby's
corned beef
and 12
cans of Luncheon Meat.
Just
share amongst
yourselves. On Mama's
feet
is a brand-new pair of
Reebok (size 8) for
Junior. There are four
pairs of
Reebok under Mama's
head for
Deji's sons.
Mama is wearing six
Ralph
Lauren T-shirts - one
is for Dayo, Roy and the
rest
are for my
nephews. Mama is also
wearing one dozen
Wonder
Bras (your favourite),
just
share them among
yourselves. The 2 dozen
Victoria's Secret panties
that
Mama is wearing should
be distributed among
my nieces
and cousins. Mama is
also
wearing eight Dockers
pants -
James, please get one
for
yourself and the rest
are for
the boys. The Swiss
watch you asked
for is on Mama's left
wrist,
please get it.
Aunty Ronke, Mama is
wearing what you
asked for -
earrings, rings and a
necklace; please take
them. Also, the six
pairs of Channel
stockings
that Mama is
wearing must be shared
among the teenage girls
there. I hope they like
the colours.
Your loving sister,
Nente
P.S. Please take care and
find a
nice dress for Mama for
her
burial. In case you need
anything that
I may have forgotten,
please
let me know as UNCLE
IS NOT
FEELING TOO WELL
HERE