13 Categories of People you will meet on Facebook

Facebook has been a great media in connecting
people over the years. Its simple user interface
and flexibility has made it a one-in-a-million social
media. In my many years of using facebook, I
have seen different types of users. And this is
actually the reason for writing this post.
Here are the types of people on facebook:
1. The attention seekers:
They put up controversial posts about
themselves or other people. What do you think of
someone who says "can't eat because of this one
thing". You are left wondering what that one thing
is....
2. The wannabe
They form celebrities on facebook. Can you think
of that friend who put up picture of his fake
blings and write "Living my life, rocking my 500k
diamond chain!"
3. The 'gratefuls'
Have you ever wondered why people write "Thank
you for accepting my request?" on people's wall?
Could it be as a result of low self esteem? If need
be to appreciate them, send a message to their
inbox instead!
4. The freaking lovers
If you are single, you will just get tired of seeing
constant PDAs, rubbed in your face. These set of
people put up romantic pictures of themselves
and their boo.... 'Boo and I At the movies', 'Boo
and I buying suya', 'Boo and I in the
toilet'...Please now, stop tormenting those who
are still searching, biko!
5. The murmurers
They wont stop complaining on facebook. You
know them by these statuses; "What a terrible
boss I have!", "Men are dogs, they will never make
heaven!"
6. The fun-lovers
They post jokes and funny memes. You get to
know the trending funny news via their updates.
7. The Prayer warriors
They post PRAYER POINTS and write stuffs like
'don't scroll without typing AMEN'.
8. The incognito
They wont post anything, rather they take note of
everybody's posts on facebook. They know who
is engaged, and who just got their heart broken.
Because they know what they do, they would
never post information about their own lives on
facebook, so people don't stalk them too.
9. The gossip
They monitor everything that goes in their friends
life via facebook. But unlike the incognito, they
make sure they are seen. If you post a picture of
you and a baby, they say things like 'cute kid, do
you have a baby now?'. While there's no harm in
asking, the gossip asks, not because they care,
but because they want to know what's going on
in your life.
10. The ever-online
If you check facebook messenger, they are always
online. These set of people practically sleep on
Facebook. Hence, they are always chatting with
people.
11. The 'likers'
These people always like everyone's posts. They
will surely like or comment on your posts or
pictures, they are not stingy with their likes!
12. The 'waka-pass'
They don't like or comment on anyone's post.
They just go through their Facebook page
whenever they are bored.
13. The 'inactive'
They only have a profile on Facebook, but rarely
visit the site.